{"product_id":"hoochie-social-club-pink-desk-mat-only-reason-im-working-is-because-my-hoochie-card-expired","title":"Hoochie Social Club Pink Desk Mat — \"Only reason I'm working is because my hoochie card expired\"","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e31.5\" × 15.5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            31.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            15.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Thickness, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.10 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.20 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This pink desk mat brings personality and playfulness to the workspace. A cheeky slogan—\"Only reason I'm working is because my hoochie card expired\"—sits beside a retro, sun-kissed badge graphic, turning a practical mouse surface into a mood-setting piece. The generous size gives room for keyboard and mouse, while the smooth polyester face lets your pointer glide silently. Soft pink and warm gold tones keep the vibe light and sassy without shouting. It’s the kind of desk accessory that sparks a grin during long work sessions and makes a home office feel more like you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester top with 100% natural rubber non-slip backing\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth surface optimized for optical and laser mice and effortless gliding\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp color printing that preserves the design’s pink and gold tones\u003cbr\u003e- Anti-fray stitched edges and sewn-in label for long-lasting finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes to fit compact desks or extended setups\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"31.5\" × 15.5\"","offer_id":58347482644783,"sku":"85439964073815383625","price":29.96,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0960\/3992\/8111\/files\/16322125238441919877_2048.jpg?v=1787069395","url":"https:\/\/houseofsnooks.myshopify.com\/products\/hoochie-social-club-pink-desk-mat-only-reason-im-working-is-because-my-hoochie-card-expired","provider":"House of Snooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}