{"product_id":"funny-fuck-off-im-watching-my-show-mouse-pad-binge-watcher-desk-mat","title":"Funny 'Fuck Off I'm Watching My Show' Mouse Pad — Binge-Watcher Desk Mat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e9\" × 8\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Depth, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.06 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A bold, black rectangular mouse pad that speaks your mind while keeping your desk feeling smooth and controlled. The front is printed with confident, rounded lettering and a cheeky line beneath — a playful barrier between you and interruptions. The low-profile, high-density foam offers light cushioning for long scrolling sessions and a steady surface for precise cursor movement. The rubber base grips the desk so the pad stays put during intense browsing or binge-watching, and the one-sided, full-front print keeps colors vibrant and sharp. It’s the kind of desk accessory that adds personality to a workspace and sets a clear tone: relaxed, unapologetic, and focused.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, low-friction surface for effortless mouse gliding\u003cbr\u003e- Full-front, high-color print for bright, bold graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip rubber base keeps the pad firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- Durable high-density foam with ultra-thin 1\/16\" (1.58 mm) profile\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided printing on a rectangular shape, easy to clean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush. \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":58347621974319,"sku":"24931067312782177260","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0960\/3992\/8111\/files\/2841600179579487760_2048.jpg?v=1787070910","url":"https:\/\/houseofsnooks.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-fuck-off-im-watching-my-show-mouse-pad-binge-watcher-desk-mat","provider":"House of Snooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}