{"product_id":"funny-congratulations-greeting-cards-i-m-proud-of-you-bitch-hustle-more-less-designs","title":"Funny Congratulations Greeting Cards — “I’m Proud of You, Bitch” \u0026 Hustle More\/Less Designs","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e7\" x 5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5\" x 7\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            5.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            5.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        These premium flat greeting cards bring attitude and warmth in equal measure. Printed double-sided on heavyweight fine-art cardstock, each 5x7 card feels substantial in the hand and presents crisp, high-definition artwork — from bold typographic layouts to playful, glamourous illustrations. The designs read like a wink and a hug: confident, slightly snarky messages spun with genuine affection. Keep a stack by the desk for quick encouragement, tuck one into a care package for a friend navigating a new job, or send a cheeky celebration note for birthdays and small victories. Envelopes are matched and included so your message is ready to mail the moment inspiration strikes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fine-art cardstock for a luxurious feel\u003cbr\u003e- Double-sided, high-definition full-color printing\u003cbr\u003e- Expertly finished square corners for a polished look\u003cbr\u003e- Matching envelopes included with every order\u003cbr\u003e- Available in flexible quantities from 1 to 1000\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Eggshell \/ 1 pc","offer_id":58328027201839,"sku":"20677771619982735937","price":0.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Eggshell \/ 10 pcs","offer_id":58328027234607,"sku":"13893042911214041166","price":6.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Eggshell \/ 30 pcs","offer_id":58328027267375,"sku":"32402665356751202076","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Eggshell \/ 50 pcs","offer_id":58328027300143,"sku":"24940485764511546496","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Eggshell \/ 100 pcs","offer_id":58328027332911,"sku":"28268100354921505327","price":66.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Eggshell \/ 500 pcs","offer_id":58328027365679,"sku":"26660498415318655217","price":333.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Eggshell \/ 1000 pcs","offer_id":58328027398447,"sku":"26373795998304285736","price":666.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Smooth \/ 1 pc","offer_id":58328027431215,"sku":"28320294330363715194","price":0.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Smooth \/ 10 pcs","offer_id":58328027463983,"sku":"10673693789026546351","price":6.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Smooth \/ 30 pcs","offer_id":58328027496751,"sku":"33336229177388735691","price":19.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Smooth \/ 50 pcs","offer_id":58328027529519,"sku":"22245917754822839466","price":31.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Smooth \/ 100 pcs","offer_id":58328027562287,"sku":"33812534221377595092","price":63.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Smooth \/ 500 pcs","offer_id":58328027595055,"sku":"32079383708694209459","price":319.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5\" x 7\" (elegant trim) \/ Smooth \/ 1000 pcs","offer_id":58328027627823,"sku":"98592073638985585600","price":638.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0960\/3992\/8111\/files\/17505574105939029047_2048.jpg?v=1787662985","url":"https:\/\/houseofsnooks.myshopify.com\/products\/funny-congratulations-greeting-cards-i-m-proud-of-you-bitch-hustle-more-less-designs","provider":"House of Snooks","version":"1.0","type":"link"}